Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

M(eye) PriMARY sKOOL PrinciPAL(Mr. Phillips)'z wIFe (Mrs. Phillips) ASks "moi" 2 doo A ART-wORk 4 Our CONgreGAY-shUNz DISPLAY : ...
Eye thIN
K IRONicALLY wOMEN R RE:sPOnSybil 4 MAINtaining (tRADishUNally CONsERVATive; mALE DOMinant) RE:ligioUS ORGaniZAY-shUNz ...

Monday, October 27, 2008

fOOling aROUND

GODFREY hAZ m(eye) gRAND-mOTHER CONvinced tH@ hiZ VDU-GAyMing ease An ACTual tennis m@ch ...

Saturday, October 25, 2008

worxstay-shun...

SHAUN lENDz Hiz pLAYstation 2 GODFREY.

pITch blaque

GODFREY gIVez "moi" bLACK nAIL POLish Az A gIFt - eye sCOLDed Him @ 1st 4 WAiSTING Hiz cASh, butt tHIS ease thee BEst varnish eye've EVEr hAD (quick-dry!!)

Friday, October 24, 2008

Car-MA

Eye get a lIFt IN2 tOWN wit friENDz ov m(eye) mOTHER. tHEy're kNOT vERy COURTeous tho'. tHEy've OF10 suffER sETbackx, butt eye C hOW OUr trEAT-mint ov otHERz RE:flect back 2 US.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Fight CLUB!!

EAT's FAMil(l)y fuED t(eye)me - m(eye) SISter hazn't SETtled a debt wit m(eye) mOTHER SOoo She'z taKING I.T. OUT ON thee rest. ov thee HOusehold OVEr thee nEXt few daze (eye'm tIREd ov GETting thee bLAME weneva m[eye] baby-SISter PHux-UP - tHIS little routine haz BEen RUNning c. childHOod) ...

Eye AT10-did A neighbourHOod Watch meating tHIS EVE.ning - cALLed bi CYNTHEA - CONcerning A kNEW meths dRUG-HOuse OPP.oSITE thee COMmunity church (thee St.RAND POlice COMmissioner sez tHERE'z 300 dRUG-HOuses IN Our LITtle settle-mint Alone [!] - He sez tho': thee REAL PROBlem IN Our COMmunitiez ease DOMEstic violins) ...

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Under-rated

"UNder A CHERry moON" ease FABulous. Wow! Eat's SOOO UNderrATEd.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

hype?

Eye'm CONcerned aBOUT CATching An INfection 4rom GODFREY & re-INfecting Him - He cALLed "moi" hypochondriAC(T)! ... He sez He pRAYed 4 "moi" IN m(eye) sLEAP... I.T. WORKed, eye'm clEAR ov m(eye) cLOGged NOse & heAD cOLD 4rom YESter-dae ...
He'z OFf wit Hiz ClASS 4 A BEach-pARTy 2dae.
L8r PRINCE's "UNder A CHERry moON" ease ON T.V. ...

Friday, October 17, 2008

DIStopia.

thee MOV.i "Soylent Green" waz ON T.V. lASt nITe - eerily dystopIAn & RE:Levant (thee OVErPOPulay-shun; thee Energy crISIS; COMmercI.A.L SEXualI.T.y etc.), Who NEW CHARLTON Heston STARrED IN such kOOl PROducshinz? ...

Thursday, October 16, 2008

COMMIT-mint

Eye guess m(eye) sERvice 2 GODFREY while He'z ill WILL suffice az Our Co.mmit-mint ceremoney ...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

PoMo homo ...

Eye've BEen 1deRING aBOUT m(eye) (RE:cently, DecIDedly miniMAList) RE:layshunSHIP wit m(eye) Tele-TECHNOlogies - SINce m(eye) DEpARTure 4rom m(eye) OLDe FACTory J.O.B. (heres aGO)... hOW POst-INDUStrIAl AM eye REALly? ...

DOCtor'z vISIT wit GODFREY 2dae - Hiz rash ease dIAgnosed az shingles - eye'm alARMED...

Eye vISIT CAMPus 2 UPd8 & RE:CONnect ...

Monday, October 13, 2008

"I understand you can teach me to play the gitar" ANoN.Y.moUS sms 4rom # <+27842900419> (?) - vERy RE:luctANT 2 folLOW UP...

uBUNtu

REloAD COMpleat!
"Oui" (GODFREY & "moi") R NOw thee PROUD "OWNerz"/(CYBERnetic) PAREnts ov A Linux ("Super-kOOl") UBUNTU (Ver 7.04 y/o) Machine... Eye doo FEEL az if eye've TAKEn MOre "OWNerSHIP ov m(eye) REALity"! ...


Sunday, October 12, 2008

DISiplinarian !?

Eye hAD 2 VERBally DIScipline Xa & Xe 4 tHEIR FEUDing ...

(eye SOOO BADly want 4 thee 2wo ov tHEm kNOt 2 end UP fighting like "moi" & m[eye] SISter... tHEir alREADy DiViDed IN2 thee sepaRATE "ADult"s' cAMPs IN tHEIR FAMily lIFe! ... )

thee LUYT/JONAS GALLery prezents ...

tHEIR wORk INstruck-shun RE:AD ... ...
tHEy PRODucED : ... sTILL lIFes,
... lANDsCAPEs, ...
A pORtrait ov m(eye) Mother,
A FAMily tREe, & A SIGNature :

Thursday, October 9, 2008

hero

Super-T.V. cereal "Heroez" RE:tURNz 2nite. Eye OVErnITe @ CAROL'z pLACE 2 keEP Her Co. Az Her YOungest Son ease OFf 2 His MAtric(k) DANce...
"A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY & MANY HAPPY RETURNS. GOD BLESS YOU, TAKUNDA" - sms sent 2 Mr. T. ...

cOWL-tOWN...

cAPE tOWn deSERVEs A fEW Super-HEROez - MISTerious PPL wit cAPEs... INspi(RED) watCHIng CLIVE Owen'z floWING cape IN thee "KING ARTHUR" RE:m(ache) ON TV.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

1nessNOW

Eye hAVE A REVELay-shun aBOUT UNITive CONsciousness LISTening 2 A PRINCE song/Xperience : He says "We're All the SAME" & eye here eat wit A kNEW twISt/dEPth.

RE: bEARTH

REloADing m(eye) 'putER wit Linux. Eye st.ARTed YESterdae AFTerNOon & thee PROgram ease sTILL RUNning.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

dae-lite ROBbery

M(eye) mOTHER'z hAIR-salON/bOUTique sHOPpe ease ROBbed ov eats geyser EARLy tHIS mourning.
Eye'm st.RANGEly nonplussed, eye thINK b'coz ov m(eye) re-afFIRMed faITh IN Divine JUSTice & thee Scientology DVD eye wATched thee past weak-end... LIFE GOez ON & tHERE R POsitIVe SOLutions.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

ILL-lustre-8

GODFREY ASKs "moi" 2 ILLusta8 Hisz POETry! ...
"a very happy re-birthday "Mr Carwash" (reborn 10 Oct. 1996). thank you for the opportunity to learn from you. Marcellino (Ackermen Academy)" - sms sent to PIETER "Car-wash" De Bruin.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Eye ASk m(eye) Taurean FRIend struggling thru A DIVorce if She 1ts sum Co. ... sHE RE:pliez tH@ HEr dAUGHTer & SUN R wit hER : "Dankie Chantal op pad. Sean ook hier. Goed gaan." - sms, CAROL.

Friday, October 3, 2008

nu SOulz

GODFREY bOUGHT ''moi" A kNEW pARE ov SANDalz (AFTer m[eye] OLDe pARE brOKE EARlier IN thee weak) - tHEy've got a CARtoon skull graph'ED ON (!) ...

Thursday, October 2, 2008

"Im on the beachfront. Chimezie just got his first client. Im goin back after an hour. I might catch the after 5 train. See you later XXX " - sms, GODFREY.

OUT ov thee BLUE ...

TRAVEL mETa4 cumming thru st.rONg ...

21h45 - JUSTIN cALLz OUT ov thee Blue 2 cHECK UP ON "moi".

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

guitaRING!!!


Suck-cess wit barre chORD FINGERing 2dae! ...


OVEr thee pASt weak eye've REALizED tHAT SOuth APHreakA hAZ jUSt BEEn thru a Co.UP d'etat!! ...